Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper
Merry Krampus everybody! Get some of this Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper and wrap all of your gifts in style. You get three large sheets of wrapping paper per order that measure 20″ x 28″. They have a great retro design. Everyone loves Krampus. Except for my Grampus, cuz he’s a grumpus. Man, I never get thoughtfully wrapped gifts like this. I’m gonna buy these and wrap myself some presents. My life is sad. *sigh* I made a poem:

Kris Kingle
saw Krampus’ dingle
while riding one night in his sleigh.

He veered to the stop
got out with a hop
and ran home screaming all the way.