Land Line Lighting: Rotary Telephone Table Lamp
This old rotary phone may take forever to dial a number, but as a lamp it works instantly. It’s the ultimate in land line lighting.
I have one myself and I like it a lot. Thing is, every time I answer the phone I burn the hell out of my ear and mouth area. So I have trouble talking and I can hear about as well as a 90 year old at an AC/DC concert. People are starting to ask if I have a learning disability. No. I jus hath a cool lump in ma fone. It makes shaving really easy though. When I answer the phone I just rub it around my face for a clean shave before saying Haw-whoa.