Light Up Cowgirl Boots
These light up cowgirl boots are perfect for a ho ho hoedown. Do you love the night life? Love to boogie? You will be the star of the show with these light up cowgirl boots. If anything happens to Rudolph this Christmas you can guide Santa’s sleigh.
Now I don’t want to look on my roof on Christmas night and see these boots up in the air with Santa’s bare ass between them. I knew I heard grunting, but it wasn’t the reindeer. WTF? You have packages to deliver. Thanks for ruining Christmas you dirty old perv.
Mom, is that you? Damn it mom, no I do not like your new boots that Santa got you! There’s another Christmas ruined!