Makeup Artist Sticks Googly Eyes All Over Her Body
So this happened. Great googly moogly! This woman stuck googly eyes all over her face and torso. Her optometrist is gonna be very confused. My main concern is that all of those eyes are gonna strain themselves and need glasses. Or monocles. She’s gonna need to buy like 500 monocles.

Hey, you like to cover yourself with googly eyes? I don’t judge. Stick ’em on and shake yourself about. That’s what it’s all about. This and the hokey pokey. She’s like a rattlesnake shaking and rattling. You’ll put an eye out! I bet her name is Iris. If you want to learn how to do this yourself, you’ll have to learn from her and be a good pupil. Heh. Enough eye jokes.