Mars Attacks Alien Skull
Yeah, Mars tried to attack, until we started decapitating the little freaks and displaying their severed heads in trophy cases. Then they tucked their Martian tails(Or whatever. Maybe Martian weens) between their legs and flew home. At least, I’m guessing that’s how a Martian invasion would go down. Murica! This Mars Attacks Alien Skull will make an alien think twice about messing with you. Cuz Murica!
They say Marica. We say Murica! But they don’t say nuffin with no dag gum head! *Spits tobacco*