Miniature Alien Babies and Spaceships
Guys! Miniature Alien Babies and Spaceships are invading! It’s like a friggin’ alien day care up in this biznitch. They’re all attacking in their toddler spaceships, and with their tentacled, freaky faces. First they’ll probe us up our wazoos, then they’ll steal all of our resources. Probably use us for free babysitting and pay us like crap! Well, I don’t want none of that. I say we shoot ’em out of the sky so there’s diapers and pacifiers flying everywhere.

Miniature Alien Babies and Spaceships