Moldy Bread SoapNothing is worse than moldy bread. It means no toast for you today. You can either throw it out or just let it grow into nice thick green slices and take notes like a scientist. Then you can throw it out for the birds to eat and be a scientist all over again when those birds trip balls for a few hours. Good times. My lawn was like a living flapping nightmare that day.

Anyway, wash yourself with this bar of moldy bread soap for $6.95. Just don’t confuse it with your real moldy bread.