mommy dearestNo more wire hangers! Okay. Okay. Damn. Chill mom! Stop beating me with the damn things already. I’m going plastic, I swear! These Mommie Dearest / Joan Crawford Limited Edition Ceiling Fan Blades will remind you to call your mom on Mother’s Day or to move several states away.

Good thing that kid didn’t have these blades on her ceiling fan. Joan Crawford would have REALLY freaked the hell out, ripping the blades off fan and beating her with them.

Bonus video of Mommy Dearest below. And I thought my mom freaked out when she stepped on LEGO pieces!