In Russia The Toilets Come To You
This is a video of russian portable toilets, so hungry for poo and pee that they are chasing people in central Moscow. Serious end-times stuff. I’m pretty sure that Nostradamus predicted this. These fast-moving blue port-a-potties can be seen sliding across Red Square, ironically not leaving skid marks anywhere. Not sure if these toilets actually scooped anyone up to forcibly evacuate their bowels or not, but they were in a real Russia. Ha ha. That counts as toilet humor right?

I hope they each had this on board.

via RT