muffin topThese Muffin Tops Baking Cups make perfect sense, but I’m considering filing a copyright lawsuit, since they clearly got the idea from me. Sadly, I have been informed that I would lose the case. Why? Because these baking cups can still see their toes. Me? Not so much. And I can’t pick bits of muffin from my tummy in order to lose my bulge.

I’m just jealous that these muffins still fit into their jeans. I leave you with a rap from Amazon.com reviewer Gloria S:

My muffin top is all that
Whole grain
Low fat
I know you want a piece of that
But I just wanna dance!
Ch-checking out my sweet hips
My sugar coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I’m just here to dance

So back up off of me!
You’re weirding me out!!

I’m an independant lady
So do not try to play me
I run a tidy bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
But if you can’t shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top!

Word.