kitchen hatThis $420.Needle Felted Kitchen Hat has everything but the kitchen sink. It also lacks food, a stove, a microwave, and chairs for the kitchen table. It’s pretty bare. No wonder that dog looks so depressed. He’s waiting for a snack that never comes. Maybe they just moved in.

It does have curtains. I don’t know if the curtains match the drapes, but I know that the dog matches the floor. I often wear the kitchen on my head too, but that’s only because the wife likes to dump food on my head after I criticize her cooking. So what if I like my food shaped like dinosaurs. That DOES NOT make me a baby. The way I cry and suck my thumb afterwards does!

kitchen hat

kitchen hat

kitchen hat