nerdsDamn. These Nerds look good. Show your love of Nerds candy by wearing a nerdy dress that hugs you in all the right places. I’m partial to Blue Raspberry myself. These girls seem like my kind of nerds. Maybe we can get together and have a nerd party. Love your packaging girl. Are you as sweet on the inside as you are on the outside? I’d love to pop your top and shake your sugary bits into my mouth.

*slap*

Hey, you dress up like Little Red Riding Hood, you are going to attract a Big Bad Wolf. Or in this case, dress like a nerd, attract a nerd.