dinosaur carSweet custom ride! This Dino-car is called Grit The Zoom. Although the seller says he won’t zoom because the wheel got misshapen during cooking. Yeah, you can’t put Hot-Wheels or any other kid car in the oven. Just because they are called Hot Wheels doesn’t mean they forge these things from fire. Happens to the best of us.

Hey, if dinosaurs had evolved wheels, we would all be in fear of the highway and they would bitch about the cost of Jurassic Parking. It would be a world where dinosaurs zip up and down the road snapping at each other with long necks and jaws of steel, getting into all kinds of Tyrannosaurus wrecks. Humans would be forced to mop up the messes. As usual.