People Pot Pie: It’s What’s For Dinner
Etsy seller ItCameFromUnderMyBed is quite the wiz in the kitchen. Apparently, she specializes in pot pies. People Pot Pies. Pot Pies that are made out of people!
I’m not stealing a pie from her windowsill ever. Besides, for $15 I can get a real pot pie from the bakery across the street and I’m pretty sure that one isn’t made of people. Although it does share a dark alley with a Chinese place where dogs and cats wander in and are never seen again. People too actually. Sure, sometimes it “looks” like a face on the crust, but that’s just my imagination. Just like that earring I found inside was my imagination playing tricks on me. That’s all… *crying* Are people-less pot pies sacred to no one anymore?