chupacabraDoes the fabled Chupacabra exist? Obviously! Here’s proof. A pickled Chupacabra fetus that was found “in a stream in New Mexico” by Ebay seller great_american_circus_sideshows. Chupacabras are famous for being supernatural and sucking the blood out of goats and stuff. They escaped from some laboratory or were dropped off by UFOs.

Now you can own your own pickled Chupacabra. It will look good on your mantel and will scare small children. He looks all arthritic and gnarled. Only $79.50.
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Here he is doing a coke commercial.