Puppy Pile-Up Game
Aw! Puppies. Now pile them on top of each other! For fun! This Puppy Pile-Up Game is all about using chopsticks to balance miniature dogs on top of a tower of teacups. So basically the same thing I do when i have tea.
*Sips loudly with my pinky extended.* Fluffy, come here. *Picks up my chopsticks. Tests them in my fingers. Looks at tiny dog. Looks back at chopsticks.* F**k it! *Drops chopsticks and picks the dog up with my hands. Balances it on a tower of teacups. *Now stay there Fluffy. I’m off to find the neighbor’s dog. If anyone stops by, don’t you dare tell them I cheated. You were picked up by chopsticks. Got it? Good!
I know you used to be the neighbor’s dog too. That was then this is now. Don’t sass me Fluffy.