Rear Gear Butt Covers For Your Pet
Stickers. To hide your pets puckered pooper. Because sphincters are just unsightly. Apply to any butt that you want to make prettier. I’m definitely getting me some of these. My cat thinks it’s funny to stick it’s butt in my face every night.
One night I woke up from a crazy dream and what I thought was my Aunt Bee’s puckered and withered lips were reaching toward me for a kiss. I’m a good boy so I kissed her. Nope. Wasn’t Aunt Bee. Was just my cat’s exhaust pipe. How was I to know? Her kisses were always sloppy and wet too.