Ritual Turkey Head Staff from 1916
Hey Larpers and nerds of other stripes. Are you a Wizard in need of a staff? You could do far worse than to buy this Odd Fellows ritual turkey head staff. Now every spell you cast will be enchanted with the words “gobble gobble” and you will look like a pimp every Thanksgiving.
Also, at the end of the day, your hand might smell like a butterball. This is $740 of strange spell casting awesomeness.