Sasquatch Sighting: Bigfoot Drops A Deuce
This Etsy listing is titled “Bigfoot breaks into some Dude’s Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet 11×14 fine art print”. That he does. The old Sasquatch is leaving a Cleveland steamer in some guy’s toilet.
Look at him. He can barely fit his cheeks on the seat. I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. You sir, have just made a sale. I’ll hang this just outside of my bathroom so everyone knows what goes on in there. What I really want to know is this: Did Bigfoot wipe afterward? Did he wash his hands? Because if he didn’t, that’s disgusting.