Scary Floating Overly Obsessed Girlfriend
Thanks to Ebay seller leechill you can buy your very own (floating and old as hell) overly obsessed girlfriend. If you thought she was bad before, wait until you experience life with this one.
Facebook stalking and general creepery just took a turn for the worse. She is always watching, wanting to rub your feet with those arthitic hands and asking why you never gaze into her cold dead eyes or pet her jaundiced face. Wherever you go, she will float behind you.
And then dance the moment you turn around, hoping to catch your eye. Where were you? Did you miss me? I just love you forever. You are going to the bathroom? I’ll come too. haha. We are on the same pee schedule. I missed you while you were tinkling.