Serial Killer Show And Tell
Meet Ebay seller michael_francis_brown. I don’t know what his deal is, but he sells art. Most of his listings are pretty mundane, but occasionally he let’s his inner creeper out and dons a Jason Voorhees mask, playing a little game we like to call “serial killer show and tell”.
The piece above is titled “Coming Out of Your Wall” and even he looks scared. Here he is lovingly touching his precious, mumbling about how they will be together forever in a raspy voice.
Here he is letting her do some gardening and get some sun, while he is off sharpening some knives or deciding which blood red to use in his next masterpiece. Or stabbing some other work of shart that betrayed him with it’s gaze.
This one is titled “She Is Slowly Starting to Live“, which is why he looks so perplexed no doubt. And why he seems to be punching himself in the head. Stop hitting myself. Why do I keep hitting myself? Oh yeah. The mind-voice. Mind-voice must be silenced. Voice says to slash prices, but I want to slash paintings!
And finally we have “Self Mutilation” aka Punching yourself with a knife repeatedly. And that is today’s serial killer show and tell boys and girls. Now it’s nap time.