sharkiniIf you can’t beat them, join them. In other words, we all know you are going to be bitten by a shark if you swim in the ocean, so you may as well wear a bikini with a shark bite taken out of it already. Makes sense. Maybe the sharks will leave you alone. No one likes leftovers.

Anyway, that’s what the sharkini is all about. Beating sharks at their own game. Those prehistoric toothy bastards scare me to death. Maybe I can use the sharkini to take a swim safely too. Nah. That would be a whale in shark’s clothing. Know what I’m sayin’? No? *sigh* Basically I’m fat and like comics. Happy now? For the record, I’m just big boned. Like fossils from the Jurassic period big. What of it?

Hey, check out that sharkini model. Can’t blame the shark for takin’ a bite outta that. Am I right?

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