Skeleton Salad Forks
Man, I love tossing my salad. There’s just something about salad tossing that makes me happy. I think I’m pretty good at it too. I like to get my hands all up in that salad and just toss it like crazy, real fast like. Very satisfying. Sometimes I like to have a smoke after.
But tossing my stuff about to get even better thanks to these Skeleton Salad Forks. I can tell that those bony hands can toss my stuff like crazy, just getting covered in creamy white dressing, with croutons all between the fingers. I’ll be licking it all off. Does this sound dirty? Sorry, I’m just really into tossing.