Sleepy Bat Earrings
Are those Sleepy Bat Earrings? Did you have to read them a little bedtime story? Give them a glass of milk before tucking them in? Ahhh. Isn’t that adorable? You’re really driving me batty cuz you look so good with those bats in your ear. Mind if I read them a bedtime story? *whispers in your ear* Once upon a time… *Starts nibbling your ear.* OW! Why’d you slap me? I just love bats. Geesh. Is that a crime? I guess if you call the cops it is. So you tell me if it’s a crime. Cuz if it is, I better get out of here. Good thing I shaved. Ya know why? Cuz I’m a smooth criminal!