Soap Pistol With .45 Caliber Bullet Candles
I have never been so dirty that I have needed a gun and some bullets to get clean. But just in case I ever am that filthy, I’m going to get me this Soap Pistol With .45 Caliber Bullet Candles. I can look tough while bathing, as I rub this gun all over my body, under the light cast from some bullet candles.
Pew! Pew! Pew! Hey, my gun is shrinking! Is that normal? No, not that gun!
This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for bathing and one is for fun!