Spiderweb Mandala Vest
This is the pattern for a Spiderweb Mandala Vest. I’m no seamstress, but I think all you have to do is show a spider the pattern and he will get to work spinning yarn out of his butt-sack and make this for you. Then all you have to do is wear this things and twirl around like Stevie Nicks, Queen of the arachnids. Maybe twirl around outside and catch some flies in this thing. Put them in a cocoon and save them for a snack. Great, now I got Stevie Nicks songs in my head.
Anyway, flaunt your spider-lovin’ style all you want. Maybe become the new Spider-Woman.