Stop Trolling Me Bro: Troll Doll Paperweight
You remember these trolls right? These freaky looking dolls with magical rainbow afros were pretty popular in the 80s. I always thought that these little creepers should be locked up in some kind of Phantom Zone prison and jettisoned into the sun. Well, apparently Etsy seller ISpyPaperweights feels the same way. She has imprisoned some troll dolls inside of glass and turned them into paperweights.
Like a Troll Doll prison warden, you can now watch over these deadly and devious inmates, safe in the knowledge that your papers will stay put. Safe in the knowledge that at least a few of these monstrosities are off the streets.