Sumo Wrestler Notepad
My wife pointed these Sumo Wrestler Notepads out to me. I quote, “If I leave a note for your lard ass on a notepad that has another lard ass on it, maybe you’ll actually notice and do your chores.”
Yeah well. You’re a lard ass!
Real original! Fatso. Remember that time you sat on your iPhone and turned it into an iPad?
Whatevs. Saw a Sci-Fi movie the other night. It starred Jane Fonda as you. Carb-arella!
F you! Rememember that time you sued Xbox 360 for guessing your weight?
They had a camera. I nearly won that case! Anyway, you’re so fat, you leave the house in high heels and come back in flip-flops.
Are you as turned on as I am right now?
I think so even though you are a disgusting blob!
Good. Get to the bedroom you fat f**k. It’s Sumo time!