Opens up the Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Purse. Pulls out his sweater, the hat, lipstick, a few pieces of melted Freddy skin, the bladed glove thing, and some tic-tacs. Cool. This purse not only has Freddy’s color scheme, but it has also been pre-slashed for you. The seller has some other matching bags too.
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These Zombie Stompers – Zombie High Heel Shoes are great for stomping zombies. Obviously. They have a cool gradient green design and graveyard scene. I mean, that’s how they start out anyway, but after you stomp a few zombies in the head, they’re going to be all red and gooey. You are walking death to the undead. Or would you be un-death to the undead? I’m confused.
Represent all of the horror horror characters and monsters with this Women’s Horror Characters Bifold Wallet. Cuz there’s nothing more horrible than just shoving money in your pocket all day long. Actually, it’s the taking it out all day that’s horrible.
7 credit/debit card spots(each spot can fit more than one card)
one lined, zippered pocket for loose change
two pockets for cash or other items
then one larger “accordion” style pocket to put several coupons, stamps, cash, checkbook
secures shut with a cute snap!
Hey ladies, want some cool wedgies? Uh, I meant wedges? No, really. Yeah, I’m a real lady’s man. *sigh* Just a slip of the tongue. Didn’t mean to scare you. I’ve never hiked a woman’s underwear up over her pants or skirt. Which sounds sad, actually. Anywho, these Gothic Death Bug Shoes are dark and delightful. Death bug? I don’t know what a death bug is, but they are all death bugs to me, cuz I kill ’em dead. Sure, I scream first. Nothing wrong with that. I get the job done.
Do you like your skulls with roses? Well, this Skulls and Roses Crossbody Purse has both. Plus plenty of room for your stuff. And you better not be carrying around ACTUAL skulls and roses inside cuz that’s just messed up and you may have a problem. This bag is stylish, functional and beautiful, which is coincidentally what I said about my grandmother when they went to put her in a home. They agreed it wasn’t time, then they asked me why I called her a bag and slapped me upside the head.