The Plague Doctor will see you now. And so will a smaller one and a smaller one and a smaller one… It’s a plague of them I tells ya! Anyway, these Russian Matryoshka Plague Doctor Nesting Dolls are awesome. I can’t vouch for their Russian-ness, but I’ll keep an eye out and see if they drink a lot of Wodka and make jokes about the cold. Wait, it turns out that the seller is Russian. Russian to give you a great deal on some cool-ass nesting dolls! Hahahahaha. I am so inappropriate.
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Damn! That’s a face that only a mother could love. And if you are a mother with a kid that looks like this? You both ugly and must have been beat by a hundred ugly sticks. Hang this 3D Framed Zombie Face up on the wall near your front door and any thieves that break in will run away screaming and searching for therapy. Ultimately it will make them a better person, but they will be scarred for life.
So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.
Need a raven for your wall? Of course you do. A bird in the home is worth two in the bush. Or something. Also, you can’t flip someone the bird with no bird, so there’s that. And that’s why this handy video from Dre Ronayne will show you how to create your own DIY Raven Wall Ornament. You won’t have to live nevermore without one. Anyway, some of us don’t have the funds to buy such things, cuz we are Poe. Edgar Allan Poe. In the Poe house. We can’t Poe-ny up the money is what I’m saying.
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My advice to you is to know your cryptids, cuz they know you. And they’re watching. This Colorful Cryptids art print features some the most famous cryptids like the Yeti, Mothman, Loch Ness Monster, and others. I ain’t being cryptic about cryptids. I’m telling you flat out this will look great on your wall. The seller has many other cryptid prints as well. Cuz encounters with cryptids ain’t scripted son. Better pump some iron and get ripped…tid… Yeah.