You know what these Hand Carved Stone Alien Coasters mean? It means that these aliens got stoned! What? Nothin’? Tough room. I’ll try to come up with a new slate of jokes. Anyway, these coasters are pretty cool. They’ll protect your surfaces from stains and spills, while reminding you to clench up those butt cheeks. Gotta get those muscles tight. Just in case, ya know? If they can’t get the probes in, the humans win. Simple as that. If it don’t fit, they must acquit and put ya back in bed.
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Have a cool glass of macabre with this Macabre Tumbler Glass Set. Reminds me of that one song. Macabre on the rocks. Ain’t no surprise. Just pour me a drink and I’ll tell ya some lies… This set includes four 11oz. glasses that include moth, scarab beetle, skull and anatomical heart designs. These are gonna look good in my bar. Right next to the drunk who keeps running up a tab. The drunk is me. The drunk is I. The drunk is sleepy. Now leave me alone so I can pass out so hard that I don’t know whether I’m passing out or passing in. But I can tell ya, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
I can’t wait to get this Krampus Mug and chug my beer from it, slamming it down and asking for another. This mug is worthy of Krampus himself.
One Christmas Krampus drank himself sober.
He awoke to find Christmas was over.
His sack was empty and filled with no child
He had vague recollections of drinking so wild.
So he sauntered away into a cave
where he rested all day, then went to a rave.
Then he waited all year
And had several more beers
And repeated the whole thing over.
That’s why we don’t see Krampus today. He has a drinking problem.
Take a shot from a monster head. These Universal Studios Monster Head Shot Glasses are going to look frightfully good in your bar or kitchen. You get the Mummy, Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein. No Creature from the Black Lagoon, but hey, you can’t win them all. I love how the mummy just looks like some puckered up old dude who just sucked on a lemon. Sweet set. I’m drinking with the monsters tonight!
Whether it’s Halloween or Christmas, there’s one thing that’s always on the menu. Wine. Sweet “make me forget and wake up under an overpass” wine. And I prefer to drink it with Jack Skellington’s face looking at me, like a failed, not really caring AA sponsor. These Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses are great company. Hit me up again Jack. I still know my name. You shut yer dirty skeletal mouth. I’ll say when I’ve had enough.