To me my bat minions! Gather around my neck and- *cough cough* Not so tight. Loosen up- *cough* Is that guano on my sweater? Why you little- This Reversible Skeleton Bat Scarf will keep you warm and besides, bats are totally in fashion this year. These bats are adorable when they hang off the neck like that. I mean, yeah, you have to dislodge their teeth as they hang off you and suck your blood, but still, totes adorbs.
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You’ll go batty for this Betsey Johnson Going Batty Crossbody Purse. Make it your familiar. Betsey Johnson? More like Batsey Johnson. I want to open this thing and watch as a hundred bats fly out. Maybe that’s just me. It is a great bag for your womanly essentials and a great way to channel your inner Bat-Girl.
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Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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Of Course I’ll have some tea. Fill it up till you can’t see the bat anymore. This Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer is soooo Gothic Chic. Absolutely batty. I like that little piece of chocolate they put on the saucer. I’ll have some more of those please. What do you mean I only get one? You ever seen a flying saucer lady? You about to see a flying cup and saucer if you don’t give me my damn chocolate!
I don’t know about you, but I feel kinda batty when I get out of the shower. So I’m gonna dry off with these cool Bat Shower Towels. That way I can lay off the bats that usually flap their wings and hold the towel for me when I come out of the shower. They were getting uppity anyway. I heard squeaks that they were forming a union and looking for actual pay in the form of food. Also, there will be a lot less bat-s*it all over my bathroom floor. Also less visits to the doctor for rabies shots. It’s a good call.
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