This Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch is great for a *itch or a witch, or just a nice lady. So I guess I basically have no point whatsoever. It has witches, spiders and bats and is sparkly. This is what the sophisticated woman about town uses on Halloween night to collect her candy. It probably holds like ten full sized Snickers bars.
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Be the greatest gothic girl in this cool Gothic Bats Circle Skirt. Now you can have bats in your belfry all day long. You know, I can help you with that. I’ll need to examine your belfry first, so off with that skirt. I kid, I kid. Bats are so in this season. They are all the rage. But that may just be cuz they have rabies. Which causes rage.
Sweet gift! Awesome Gothic Bats Wrapping Paper! What’s inside? Is it bats? Guano? Both? A baseball BAT? BAT-teries? A BATman toy? A plush womBAT? A BATTY Crocker cookbook? I’m so excited. I love a good gift. I’m gonna tear it open okay? Cool. Here goes. *Rippppp* Oh sweet. It’s BAT WRAPPING PAPER, which was wrapped in Bat wrapping paper. Now I’m gonna go wrap up everything I own so it looks cool. Then I’m gonna double upon my meds cuz sometimes that’s fun too. K bye.
It takes a lot of paper bats to make a Paper Bats Halloween Wreath this cool. Unless you’re a witch. Then you can just summon a swarm of bats that darkens the sky and command them to your front door. Of course that’s more of a barrier than a wreath. Maybe it’s both. That would be great. A great barrier wreath. haha. I made a funny. And this time I think I can change myself.
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These Cool Vampire Bat Wall Sculptures are a creepy and cool addition to your home. They’ll drive you batty. Cuz they look like they are about to dive bomb you and get all up in your business.
You can hang them in your home or put them in your garden. Seriously, they look like they are screaming at you as they are attacking. I’ll have to rethink these, cuz I already have a wife. Why do I want two more? What am I some kind of Bat-Mormon? Everybody stop screaming at me! I rue the day I included bats in this marriage! Can’t we all just get along?