This is the best cocktail I’ve ever had. What’s the secret? Why, this handy Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer of course. It is especially awesome if the cocktail is red, cuz it looks like blood coming out of the skull. No bones about it, this thing makes a killer cocktail.
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HISSSSSSSSSS MEOWWWWWWW I need this brooch now. This Cat Skull Brooch is all cat, all skull, all brooch. You can wear it on your sweater. You know, if you want to scare the skin off your cat so it looks just like this. Then you’ll have another one to wear. Good idea. A two for one deal. Here kitty kitty.
Chips and dip? Cheese and crackers? M and M’s? Popcorn? Whatever you serve up in this Skull Bowl, it’s taking things to a very macabre level. Eat like the undertakers do. Oh c’mon you know they do freaky stuff like this all of the time. Cuz they play with dead bodies and stuff. Hey, can I get some chips and dip in a cracked skull? Chips and dip in a hip would be more appropriate. Cuz it rhymes. Poor guy whose skull that is. How could he let that happen to him? No brain. That’s how. I guess that makes whatever appetizer you have in it a no-brainer too. Celebrating the Super Bowl? Use a Skull Bowl.
Knock knock knock. I want to use this Skull and Bones Door Knocker so bad. I can almost feel it in my hand. Where’s my shopping VR program already? I just want to move his jaw and hear the sound. Pretend that he’s talking as I do. Then when the person answers the door, I’ll be all like, “Just go back inside. I’m playing here.” See I know how to pony like bony-maronie. I also know to leave when the police are called cuz some dude won’t stop f**king with your door knocker. But I’m taking it with me and putting it on my door.
Long story short: Not a good idea. Blogging from jail now. The pokey. The Hoosegow. Ye old ship of butt pirates tryin’ to shiv and shiver me timbers. Anyone have bail money? Cuz I really wanna bail now.
Everyone is raven about this bony raven. Caw! caw! Cuz he’s bones. This Creepy Raven Skeleton just wants to perch somewhere in your home. No pooping all over your stuff. He promises. This guy is gonna look so cool in my creepy library. What? No, it’s not decorated scary per se, I just find fancy book learning to be creepy. Plus having a library makes me look smart. Guard my books skeleton bird and make sure that I never have the urge to learn!