This Triple Skeleton Chandelier is a triple threat. They want to be your 3 dead amigos while lighting your home. Lighting and frighting is what they do. They have lights in their bony hands and lights coming out of their craniums. They’re pretty damn terrifying if I’m honest. Plus, I just keep thinking that if I buy this, I better hang it high enough because otherwise I’m gonna be hitting my head on those pelvises. This chandelier is perfect for your haunted house and might make a not haunted house haunted.
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Well, I was going to make a crude comment about an exam, but since everything is right there for everyone to see, I guess that won’t be necessary. Instead, I’ll just say that you have a nice pelvis and those X-Ray Leggings don’t give you a hint of Pelvis-toe, which is refreshing. Good job. You are looking good in the neighborhood sister!
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That is one roomy ribcage. This Kreepsville 666 Ribcage Backpack is perfect for all of your creepy necessities. Ow, my ribcage hurts. that’s cuz you got so much stuff in it. *Opens it up.* Oh that’s what was hurting me. My comb kept poking my ribs. Nah. I’m just ribbing ya. I would use it to carry my meat home from the store, but it would just become rib meat and I don’t like rib meat. That reminds me of a joke. What do you call it when an Irishman puts a sandwich in this bag? A McRib sandwich. Get it? I crack myself up.
Dragons! They do exist! Check out this Dragon Skeleton Found in China. A bunch of villagers discovered this dragon skeleton in China. It is sixty-feet-long with a horned skull, a pair of dinosaur-like arms, and tons of rib bones. Man, all that sweet rib meat is just gone. No sign of wings though, so I’m thinking long ass devil snake. Is it a hoax? I have no idea. Probably just these villagers playing a realistic game of D and D. I feel sorry for the guy who rolls low on initiative when it comes time to clean that up.
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This Long Skeleton Hoodie Horror Jacket makes sure that you have skeletons in your closet. For real. It will keep you nice and cozy and allow you to show them bones to everyone. The best part is that at night you’re gonna look like a walking x-ray. It’s made of thick, soft and warm fleece fabric 90% Cotton 10% Polyester and has extra-long sleeves with printed arm and hand bones. Arm and hand bones people!