These Petrifying Parody Books are parodies of popular bedtime story books that have a dark and creepy twist. Cuz it’s never too early to get your kids into monsters and horror. You can choose from classics like Goodnight Goon and The Runaway Mummy. Kids are going to love these. Parents will love them. There’s nothing wrong with a little walk on the dark side before bed.
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Ohhhhhh. I’ll have some red rum please bartender. I’m parched. *Looks at these REDRUM Metal Bookends in the mirror and screams!* Murder! That says murder! I don’t want any of that. Red rum sounds much better. These bookends are murder on your books by the way. Murder most foul. Or is it fowl? I’m confused now. Was there a bird involved? I have no idea. I’ll just keep my beak out of it. In fact, I’ll just wet my beak and shut up.
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Stephen King’s Stranger Love Songs is a new project created by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy. The titles of classic love and heartbreak songs are mixed with the style of Stephen King horror novel covers. Prints and t-shirts are available here. Meh. I’ll wait for the movies. Seriously though, I bet Stephen King writes each one of these. In a month. Dude is prolific.
Freddy comes out of your dreams and into your book with these cool 3D Freddy Krueger Bookmarks. You best not shred the pages with your knife hands Freddy. I got one more chapter to go and this shizz is getting intense. I don’t wanna miss the climax, like my peener so often does. Apparently, his eyes and mouth glow, so you can find your book in the dark and then read it under the sheets with a flashlight cuz it’s a dirty book, full of dirty girls.
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These Horror Metal Art Bookends are cool. Now the question is, what kind of books to display with them. Hmmmm. I feel like I’m missing something here. What kind of books would go well with horror bookends? I don’t know. I’m stumped. But I do know that these bookends are going to look awesome in your home. Maybe put some horror books in them or something. Hey, I answered my own question! Horror!