These Gothic Candle Wall Sconces are the perfect decor for your creepy castle or haunted hovel. Other sconces don’t hold a candle to them. Get it? See what I did there? That right there was blogging comedy gold, so I hope you’re paying attention. The mirrored parts have a gold etched design and each has 4 handmade skulls. These will give your room a sweet Gothic atmosphere. The thing about candles is they lose their wax all night long. That candle there? He wax off all night? Okay,okay. No need to throw rotten fruit. I’m leaving.
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Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.
This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.
You ever have one of those days where your hand provides a nice atmospheric light, while it burns down to a skeleton? That’s everyday for this Bleeding Hand Candle. I had one of these once, until I high-fived it and burnt the house down. Now I just have a tent in an alley and library wi-fi. Also booze. Lots and lots of booze from a bag.
Do you want one sugar or two in your tea? Oh forget it, this is a Ouija Board Cup and Saucer Candle. There’s nothing but wax inside. Oh well. As my former karate instructor Mr. Miyagi used to say, “wax on, wax off”. Admittedly, I only ever mastered the second part, which is why only one of my arms is ripped. Anywho, this Ouija Board combo will light up your room nicely AND let you commute with the dead. I mean commune. As in talk to them. Not travel to work them every morning. Although have you seen some of these people? Damn, talk about working stiffs. They are the walking dead.
Mind your own beeswax by displaying this macabre Beeswax Coffin Candle Set in your home or funeral parlor. Macabre. That’s a weird word. Should be said like mac-ab-bree, but people say mac-cobb. Words are weird. That’s okay, we like weird. Imma put a bunch of these on a birthday cake for a really old person and see if I get punched.