These Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants are zombie cats for your neck. They promise not to bite you and turn you into a zombie cat person. There are several different cat zombie personalities to choose from. Imma wear ’em all like Mr. T. Cuz I can’t choose a favorite. I pity the fool don’t have no zombie kitties around their neck!
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I love me some Boo-Berry, also some Count Chocula and Frankenberry. So I think it’s time to share the high that I get from these cereals with my cat. These Monster cereal Catnip Toys look just like little fluffy boxes of cereal. *Throws them down for my cat to play with. Mr. Whiskers starts playing. Then starts rolling around all drunk, rubbing up against them. Then starts darting around the house, freaking out.* Glad you like them. Now my turn. *Pours myself a bowl of Boo-Berry. Eats. Climbs on the table, rolling around all drunk….* Oh yeah. That’s the stuff!
The Licki Brush. What’s weird about this? Doesn’t everybody put a fake tongue in their mouth to lick their cat? I know if I don’t lick my cat at least once a day, she gets ticked off. What? Oh, okay. Let’s just get all of the p**** licking jokes out of the way. Are you done yet? *Sigh* So immature.
Anyway, you have to use this device to lick your cat, cuz otherwise you get hairballs. And a human hacking up hairballs is a nasty sight. Trust me on that one my friends. Not that I’ve ever used a similar device. I just heard things. What are you trying to imply? Look, I ain’t no dirty cat licker! Thems fightin’ words. Put up your dukes. I’m gonna- *ACK….ACK…COUGH* Now that that’s out of my system, and all over your floor, come at me bro!
Video that you can never unsee below.
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Cats are everywhere. They’re clogging the internets and filling up the homes of crazy cat ladies. You can’t get rid of them. Just ask these horror movie characters. They all have cats, because cats are a natural de-stresser. There’s nothing more stressful than being a horror movie character and killing people for a living. These prints from StupidAnimalShop celebrate their relationship with these little fur balls and show their softer side.
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Your cat wants to be just like you so train that mangie minx to use the toilet with the CitiKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit. Look fluffy, it’s 2015. Why are you still peeing and pooping in a box? And making me clean it? You think that’s funny? Now get on that toilet and drop some bombs. There’s some catnip in it for you if you don’t pee on the seat.
This kit includes a training seat and insert, guide, tip card, and catnip. Tip card? I’m not tipping that cat to do what he should be doing anyway. Here’s a tip: Flush afterwards. And the carpet is not toilet paper.