Stick these Alien Christmas Ornaments on your tree and celebrate like it’s Area 51 up in dis biatch. That’s when ya party all night and then give everyone missing time afterwards. They double as alien dolls too. You can take them out of their ornament incubation chamber and display them standing up. They’re plush so pretty darn cute too, with metallic fabric. They come in 2 sets with several colors.
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What the shizz!? Don’t be putting any of these Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments on my tree this year or Santa’s gonna puke all over the gifts. Like that time everyone found a bottle of Gin, an emptied ashtray and a pile of puke under the tree in 2004, with the train going round and round it all, pulling along a little elf across the filth. Of course I was Santa that year and it didn’t take much after polishing off that bottle and ingesting about the tenth taco. These ornaments raise the puke-o-meter to vomit-con 5.
Is Christmas the Day of The Dead cuz you got no presents? I hear ya. I used to get stockings full of coal myself, but that’s what I get for crossdressing in a coal mine. Anyway, these 8 Sugar Skull Day Of The Dead Christmas Tree Ornaments will liven up your tree. Well, maybe not liven, but they’ll look great on your tree. They are great alternatives to those fancy and shiny, cheerful ornaments.
Goth up your tree with these Skull and Bones Gothic Christmas Ornaments. Cuz Christmas trees should not be cheerful. These ornaments unleash the dark side of Christmas. Each Glass Ornament is 3.25in and has been filled with glitter. They also have a skull and crossbones on them. Joy to the world MFers!
I know. It’s August. Way too early for Christmas. I’m just getting you prepared for when the jolly fat man comes down your chimney. What? No, I don’t think that sounded dirty at all. I’m just saying Santa is coming in December and he is coming hard. I really don’t get why you’re giggling. Santa gives it all he has. It’s hard work. Ohhhhhhhh. I see. You dirty birds. Get your mind out of the gutter and get these Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments on your tree cuz Santa comes but once a year and when he does, he explodes with happiness and joy, oh f**k I did it again. I give up.