Buck holiday traditions by wearing whatever the hell you want. Who wants a bright and colorful sweater when you can invite Krampus to the party and kick things up a notch? This Ugly Krampus Christmas Sweater features Krampus and his legendary tongue, some bells, pentagrams, trees, bones and more. It’s gonna be a Krampus Christmas up in this biatch! Better lock up your kids, cuz I have a sack that needs filling. God, that sounds so wrong. I’m just saying that the Kramp-man stuffs kids in sacks. Geesh.
Posts Tagged clothing
Jingle bells, Krampus smells, my fart smells like eggs… It’s that time of year again. I’m gonna help you dress your best for the holidays. Check out this sweet Gothic Christmas Sweater. It will help you be a Gothic Grinch. In a good way. Who needs a colorful cheery sweater when you can have a black one full of skulls, black cats, pentagrams, bones, coffins and more? Happy horror-days!
Get your skull on with this Gothic Skull Men’s Hoodie. It’s got a skull in front, skulls on the sleeves, a skull in back and a skull on the hoodie so you can wear a skull over your skull. Crazy. Also looks amazing. People are gonna know you are crazy about craniums when you rock this bad boy. It features dye-sublimation printing and an all-over print.
These Sexy Skulls and Skeletons Sleeveless Dresses come in a variety of styles, every one of them super sexy. There’s just something about a woman wearing a skull… Not that I date many skull-less women. I mean, that would be real bad for the brain and your face would just kinda flop around. That’s not sexy at all. But any one of you ladies in one of these dresses? Wow! Makes me wish I was a dress, cuz I just wanna hug your hips all day.
(Click to Read More…)
Day of the Dead? More like day of the diva! Cuz you gonna look so awesome in this Day of The Dead Skull Scarf girl! Do you like it? Of corpse you do. No bones about it, you better call the coroner, cuz that is one killer scarf. Lock it up and charge it with murder. Have a trial. Then watch it plead guilty.