I know what you are asking? Is this my mummy? It could be. This Miniature Mummy in a Coffin is going to look great on your desk or anywhere else. He’s miniature, but he has a big heart, so treat him right. Mummies get so wrapped up in their work. Like when you wear these mummy leggings to work. Brains! Brains! Oh man, I got that wrong didn’t I? Too much caffeine today. Don’t tell anyone. Mums the word. Those coffins they keep mummies in are pretty dusty. No wonder they call them a sar-cough-agus! And I’m outta here.
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Is this an eyeglass case or a die-glass case? Well, this Coffin Case is perfect for your sunglasses, eyeglasses, or pens and such. I like to throw a bit of dirt in every time I put my glasses in and close it, then say a comforting word or two, hand on heart. It is basically the perfect accessory for vampires and undertakers. We love it. I need this cuz the future’s so bright… I gotta wear shades!
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It is better to wear a Coffin Crossbody Bag than to be in one. That’s my motto. Plus you get to make all kinds of funny jokes to your friends like: “This is where all of the bodies are buried”. That’s a real knee-slapper there. This leather bag is perfect for a night out on the town or a night traipsing through a cemetery. It’s a tomb for your lipstick and stuff. A mausoleum for your makeup. A resting place for the supplies for your face.
Well that’s the final nail in the coffin! This Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace is pretty cool ciz if you ever come across a coffin that has been dug up and left there, you can be all like, nope! I don’t think you. Then hammer your nail in so no dead bodies can get away. Runaway dead bodies are the worst. I think they really nailed it with this necklace. I really do.
And please, just buy this one. Don’t steal one from a coffin. Remember, keep dead bodies in their place.
Don’t mess with me buddy. I wear death around my neck. These Pastel Coffin Necklaces are both cute and creepy. They have a little heart cutaway so you can see the corpse inside, if there was a corpse. A corpse is a corpse, of corpse of corpse. These necklaces go with everything. You can even be buried in it and look great. Any takers? Ant undertakers?