I want to put peas on this Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board so I can say Rest In Peas… That’s all. I could also get a hammer and put the final nail in it. I could do a lot of wordplay with this cool and macabre kitchen accessory, but I won’t because food prep is serious business. You could also use this as a cheese serving tray. Or it could hold a small pizza. A Tombstone pizza… Okay, I can’t not do the wordplay.
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What the Lynch!!!! I don’t remember Laura Palmer looking like that. I remember an all-American girl. This looks like an all-American ghoul. This Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll comes with some little accessories like a Jumping man toy, and a picture of Laura, which may be a diary. I guess I have to buy it cuz she did say that I would see her again in 25 years. The jumping man really creeps me out with his long nose and jumping skills. Anyone else hungry for some creamed corn?
Have a coffin or two with your coffee. This Coffin Coffee and Side Table will make your home look like some mortician owned coffee shop. They can customize these in any color combo you want. I bet they could even put a fake body inside for those who like a full-bodied coffee. Get it? Would you like some cream-atorium with your coffee?
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I know what you are asking? Is this my mummy? It could be. This Miniature Mummy in a Coffin is going to look great on your desk or anywhere else. He’s miniature, but he has a big heart, so treat him right. Mummies get so wrapped up in their work. Like when you wear these mummy leggings to work. Brains! Brains! Oh man, I got that wrong didn’t I? Too much caffeine today. Don’t tell anyone. Mums the word. Those coffins they keep mummies in are pretty dusty. No wonder they call them a sar-cough-agus! And I’m outta here.
Is this an eyeglass case or a die-glass case? Well, this Coffin Case is perfect for your sunglasses, eyeglasses, or pens and such. I like to throw a bit of dirt in every time I put my glasses in and close it, then say a comforting word or two, hand on heart. It is basically the perfect accessory for vampires and undertakers. We love it. I need this cuz the future’s so bright… I gotta wear shades!
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