You know what they say. Curiosity killed the cat. I mean yeah, but it probably had an awesome time first. Just guessing. Anyway, this Morbid Curiosities: Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book is pretty cool. It’s full of morbid curiosities. We’re talking collections of skulls, mummified body parts, occultic objects, and various carnival, side-show and criminal ephemera. Sounds like just the book for a creepbay reader to devour over a night and come back to again and again.
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This Universal Monsters Magnets Collection let’s you put monsters on your fridge. They might also scare away other monsters from raiding your fridge. AKA your roommates. I’m a little disappointed that I can see the Invisible Man, but whatevs. These magnets have some really nice detail. They will be a great addition to my house of horrors, which is what I call my fridge. Pretty sure some mold came to life and it’s living it up in there. You get Frankenstein and the Mrs, Invisible Man, Creature, Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, you know all the classics.
Check out Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection if you want to watch 26 horrifying films on 13 DVD’s! Some are just horrifyingly terrible. Others are pretty awesome.You get over 38 1/2 hours of movies. All hosted by Elvira and her boobs. That’s why they call them B-Movies right? Cuz of boobs? I think that’s right. It all comes in a collectible tin coffin.
This Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection will look great on the shelf.
What do you have Ed? I got two pair. Two pair of fingers left cuz I’m a nasty shambling Zombie.
I got a full house. No, really. A house full of you guys parts that fell off. There’s Darryl’s hand under the table still clutching 3 of a kind. Did you notice Darryl has a tell? Every time he has good cards he scratches what’s left of his nose. It’s just a nub now. Hey, pass Carl his drink. Guy’s only got one arm left.
You need to get your mad scientist lab in order. I’m not saying it isn’t up to code or anything. It’s just that you could use more cool stuff and you want your experiments to get super freaky and wild. Like this Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection. It’s got everything an up and coming insane person could want to re-animate stuff, create mutants, turn your poop rainbow colored etc.
You get a customized jar with a hand sculpted human heart, a jar with a hand sculpted human liver(Goes nice with a bottle of Chianti and some fava beans), an antique style medical battery, a jar of human cadaver eyeballs, a flask on a metal base for blood storage and an antique style medical pump that works. Hot damn. I’m gonna finally create life. And not cuz I got a girl pregnant. *Screams* It’s alive! It’s alive! *Squish* It was a cockroach. I killed it. All good now. Man, I hate those things. What do you have to do to get rid of them? Actually clean your house?
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