These Gargoyle bodysuits from ShapeShifterZ will let you unleash your inner gargoyle. They have Gargoyle suits for both men and women, that way you and your main stone squeeze can both sit on the top of tall buildings looking menacing. These are cool costumes that you won’t take for granite. Heh. See what I did there? You are my rock darling… No, you are my gargoyle!
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Do we really need nature’s long land rats outfitted with the wings of nature’s flying rats? I’m not qualified to answer that. But that time has come. These Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets will give ferrets the ability to fly or at least look bad-ass instead of looking like furry snakes with legs. Enjoy your new flying ferrets people.
This Alien In Bigfoot Costume Metal Wall Art should really come with a spoiler alert, even though I think we all knew this already. Aliens are Bigfoot. There, I said it. This piece of art proves it. See, this way they get to not only scare people in the woods, but then they can jump out of their Bigfoot suit and go rape bums in their fancy UFOs. Life is weird like that.
This Skeleton Lace Poncho is perfect for lazy people like me, who are too lazy to make a proper Halloween costume. Just wear this lightweight lace poncho over your clothes. One size fits all. It turns you into a skeleton, with skulls, and cobweb designs too. Just put it on and go get that sweet candy! I hope you get a ton of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Cuz I want ’em!
I can see this Zombie Skeleton Dance Costume doing a number on the pole at some redneck bar after the town has been infected with a virus. And I have to say she has all the right moves. Nice veins. Really gets that heart pumping. Her heart, not mine. I don’t have a thing for zombie strippers. Then why’d you throw all those ones at her and request a lap dance? A. That was Monopoly money and B. They keep it really cold in here cuz the customers and the staff are all dead. Just trying to warm my lap with a cold zombie. Makes perfect sense.