Slip this Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover over your journal and then question whether that makes your journal a serial killer or not. I’m still not sure, but I’m watching my journal close. Going undercover as it’s friend to see if I can catch a predator. Hey waz up journal? Slip me some skin. Ewww! Too literal dude. No, I ain’t wearing a wire.
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Have you been bitten by a Vampire? If so, dry your tears on some tissues from this Dracula Tissue Box Cover. You know what they say.Once bitten twice shy. What the hell does that even mean? That I’m gonna be bashful if another Vampire bites me? Hell no. I’m a little tease. I’m gonna be all batting my eyelashes and flirting. Then when he’s distracted, I’m gonna bite him instead and turn him human, cuz that’ll work. Then when he is holding his neck and saying, “Ow! What the-” I’m gonna knee him in the nuts and run.
Be the coolest kid in school with this Human Skull Zombie Notebook Cover. And also be the weirdest kid in school that no one will talk with. But that’s okay. Cover your notebook in style. It’s especially good if your notebook is full of zombie drawings and scary monsters. It is made of genuine black leather. No actual zombies were harmed in the making of this cover. Look at him biting that rope. Roooooarrrrrr. He’s hungry!
I like to see skeletons every time I flip the switch. So I guess it’s good that I’m the local electric chair executioner. I kid. I kid. I like to see them on my light switch cover. Even if this Skeleton Light Switch Cover Plate does make me scream every time I turn the lights on. It shows a skeleton from the front and from the back. And may I just say that you have a nice pelvis. Hey, does your gluteus maximus turn into a gluteus minimus when you are all bones? I’m gonna say yes.
Damn. That Skull and Crossbones Wire Bun Cover is awesome. You know what they say, a bun on the head is better than a bun in the oven. That’s what I heard anyway. This is gonna make some librarian look totally badass. It’s Mary Poppins meets Mad Max. Where did they meet? I have no idea, but I hear they sat down for tea and talked shop for a few hours. Then they made sweet love and the credits gently rolled.