Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
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I hope these Colorful Squid Earrings don’t squirm into your ears and shoot their ink into your brain. I hope they’re squishy and slimy though. Not that I’ll wear them. They don’t match my complexion. My complexion is a nice shade of acne. Just in case you were wondering. Nah. I’m just playing like I’m some young awkward nerd, but really I’m a handsome and debonaire man. Of course, that could be the squid ink on my brain if I did wear these. How would I remember? Squids are weird.
What will I do with these cool Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls? Put sugar in one naturally. These skulls are gonna look great in your kitchen ladies. Just like your butt, when I watch you cooking. Did I say that? Oooops. Sorry about that. Down with the patriarchy! And the Matriarchy! And the all of the other archys! Seriously though, these skulls are pretty sweet. No wonder they call ’em sugar skulls.
Check out these Kawaii Skeleton Kitties Pendants. Their bone game is strong. Even purr-fect. I didn’t think that cats could be any more adorable, but I was wrong. (Behind the scenes peek. I accidentally typed “I was wong” at first. I am not and nor have I ever been wong. Not Mr. or Dr. Wong and I know I’m not wrong. Everybody Wang-Chung!) Anywho, these pendants are the kitty’s t**tties. Totes Adorbs. Like OMG!
Tablets weren’t meant to stand upright by themselves. That’s why you need an octopus to lend a hand. I mean tentacle. This Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand is just as good as having a real octopus on standby. In fact, it’s better cuz it won’t shoot ink in your face and tell you to f**k off in Octopus language. It also won’t get slime all over every surface in your house. It also won’t move the tablet around and mess with you while you’re binge watching Glee. I don’t watch that. Just an example. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t cry. Just sayin’.