These Gothic Cameo Bat and Raven Necklaces are dark and awesome. They look like little windows to macabre worlds. Like you could step into an Edgar Allan Poe tale and get trapped inside. I mean, if you were tiny enough to step through which I am not. Gothically Gorgeous and magically delicious!
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Fortune cookies are great and all, but they’re just too damn happy if ya ask me. Misfortune Cookies are a dark twist on the whole fortune cookie game. These cookies don’t predict things like love or wealth. Instead they are nasty, brutally honest and blunt. In other words perfect for me and my Creepbay readers. It’s like cracking open a cookie and having that cookie abuse you. But it’s also a laugh at the same time.
That is one good looking bag. But enough about your grandmother! Also that’s a very cool Gothic Bag you have there. I love all the skulls, ravens and dark imagery. That is what we in the industry call, “sweet as f**k!” It will hold all of your things in style. Dare I say, it even looks sexy? Can I watch you carry it as you walk away slowly? Is that weird? I see you have your phone clutched in that “911 at the ready” way that I know so well from women. Ok, I’m out. Later gator. After a while crocodile. Another time porcupine!
These Black Leather And Skull Hair Ties are perfect for your Skull-ny tail. Now you can look cute and badass at the same time. Something I always thought was impossible outside of wearing a school girl uniform and waving nunchucks all over the place. For the record, I only did that one time. It was Halloween and I was being chased by zombies. Had to hide a lot of bodies that night when I remembered it was Halloween and they weren’t actually zombies. Halloween is a confusing night for me.
You know what’s not confusing? Following us on Facebook, where I can’t accidentally harm anyone.
Hey ladies, want some cool wedgies? Uh, I meant wedges? No, really. Yeah, I’m a real lady’s man. *sigh* Just a slip of the tongue. Didn’t mean to scare you. I’ve never hiked a woman’s underwear up over her pants or skirt. Which sounds sad, actually. Anywho, these Gothic Death Bug Shoes are dark and delightful. Death bug? I don’t know what a death bug is, but they are all death bugs to me, cuz I kill ’em dead. Sure, I scream first. Nothing wrong with that. I get the job done.