Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
Posts Tagged day of the dead
Santa Muerte? Is that like Santa Claus? Do I get presents? Do I have to wear a tacky sweater? Nah. This Santa Muerte Book Of The Dead Tarot Card Deck is a powerful tool for working with the mysticism associated with the Day of the Dead and Santa Muerte. Deal me in and give me a reading. *Throws poker chips on the table* I call. What do you mean I can’t call? Fine, I’ll bluff instead. No? Fine, I fold.
What will I do with these cool Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls? Put sugar in one naturally. These skulls are gonna look great in your kitchen ladies. Just like your butt, when I watch you cooking. Did I say that? Oooops. Sorry about that. Down with the patriarchy! And the Matriarchy! And the all of the other archys! Seriously though, these skulls are pretty sweet. No wonder they call ’em sugar skulls.
I hate it when zombies eat my cupcakes! This Cupcake Recipe book will allow me to fight back by giving me tips on defending my cupcakes from these undead hooligans. Wait. That’s not what this book is about. Is it? I guess not. Still, the A Zombie Ate My Cupcake Recipe Book will teach you how to bake all kinds of cool and fun zombie themed treats. But I’m not gonna bother, cuz a zombie would just steal mine. I know. I’ll just make extra! Wow, look at me problem solving like an adult. I’m adulting everyone! Look at me! I’m adulting! Now I’m gonna go color!
I don’t know about you, but my desk could use some organizing. I have a mess all over my desk. But that’s mostly cuz I pass out on it frequently. Then never clean up the bottles and broken glasses. Anywho, this Sugar Skull Leather Desk Organizer should at least help me wrangle my pens and pencils so I don’t poke an eye out when I go down for the count. Plus, when I wake up, I have a cool skull to look at. Maybe it will imprint on me and I’ll think it’s my mommy. We’ll find out when it arrives.