Is Christmas the Day of The Dead cuz you got no presents? I hear ya. I used to get stockings full of coal myself, but that’s what I get for crossdressing in a coal mine. Anyway, these 8 Sugar Skull Day Of The Dead Christmas Tree Ornaments will liven up your tree. Well, maybe not liven, but they’ll look great on your tree. They are great alternatives to those fancy and shiny, cheerful ornaments.
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Day of the Dead? More like day of the diva! Cuz you gonna look so awesome in this Day of The Dead Skull Scarf girl! Do you like it? Of corpse you do. No bones about it, you better call the coroner, cuz that is one killer scarf. Lock it up and charge it with murder. Have a trial. Then watch it plead guilty.
Today may not be the Day of the Dead, but that doesn’t mean I won’t buy these Day of the Dead King and Queen Skeleton Statues and put them in my yard. It also doesn’t mean I won’t kneel before the royal couple and pledge my loyalty to them. Hey, I need structure. I’m best when people or skeletons are giving me orders. That way I have someone to blame all of my bad decisions on. So what would you have me do my king and queen? Rob a liquor store? Well, if it’s for the good of the kingdom…
Sadly, that’s how I found out that skeletons don’t have access to bail money. They also don’t care that your cellmate also wants to be your boyfriend.
These Sugar Skull String Lights will make your manor macabre. Your house haunted. Your dwelling demented. Your townhouse terrifying… And I ran out of steam on that one. Anyway, these festive lights make every day a Day of the Dead and every night a party. Rock out with your skulls out.
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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