Oh shizz! Did that Vampire just pop up in my face when I turned the page? Holy crap, that bat just flew across the page. This Dracula Pop-Up Book is the original 3D. This version of Bram Stoker’s Gothic tale has beautiful illustrations that will transport you to Transylvania. Did I mention that stuff is going to pop out at you? It’s all interactive and up in your bizzness. Try not to get your blood sucked while you are flipping pages. Checkout this Vampire bat string lights too. Light to read by.
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These Women’s Dracula Tights are tight son. You ladies are going to love them. Now, when you catch some guy checking out your legs, you can say, “Read a novel, why don’t ya.” Cuz that’s what they are doing. These are full of Dracula sketches and quotes. Plus they are so sexy. Any girl who wears these is an open book. Get it? Man, I crack myself up. What a novel idea. They come in several different color options. She git leggggs. She knows how to use them…. Is your name ZZ girl? Cuz I’m singing ZZ Top, but I’m checking out ZZ’s lower half.
Sweet journal. This Vlad The Impaler Leather Journal is hand made with some amazing attention to detail. I made a poem about it:
Vlad The Impaler
Used an inhaler.
Asked a girl to date,
but he never got to nail her.
So can he really be known as Vlad the Impaler?
I think not.
You could write your own poems in this journal. Or draw pictures of vampires and stuff. It’s gonna be sweet. Or get this one, which is also awesome.
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Never lose your page in your book again thanks to this Universal Monsters Horror Movie Bookmark. It has the Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein and the Bride. It’s all fancy and classy since it is made of wood and bonus: If a Vampire attacks while you are reading, you can stake it in the heart with this bookmark, then go back to reading. I wouldn’t recommend reusing it after that though. Maybe just leave it there in the Vampire’s chest. It goes great with this cool journal.
Have a pint with Dracula, or a zombie, or a jack-o-lantern or a skeleton. These Scary Monster Pint Glasses make everything a monster drink! Of course having a pint with dracula means a pint of blood. Your blood. I’m type O myself. As in “Oh sh*t he’s drinking my blood!” These glasses are perfect for Halloween or everyday scares. Beer me Zombie! Let’s get this party started.