Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Posts Tagged drinkware
This Cthulhu Tiki Mug is pretty awesome. It is based on the works of H.P. Lovecraftbeer. This porcelain mug will let you drink all night long like the elder God himself, getting your mouth-tentacles all frothy and foamy. This is a must for any Cthulhu fan. It’s also a must for anyone who wants to get their drink on, like me.
You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!
What’s wrong Freddy? You got a headful of wine? Yeah ya do. This Freddy Krueger Wine Glass keeps Freddy’s head so full of wine that he’s actually chill and won’t invade your dreams for once. Alcohol is wonderful like that. Maybe not calm. He looks pretty pissed about it cuz he wants to terrorize. He just can’t.
These Anatomy Pint Glasses make it easy for the beer to hit your skull, brain, heart, and ribs real quick. *Slams fist down* Bartender, give me a beer right in my brain! *BAM!* Hitting me in the head with the bottle is not what I meant. I meant, put it in my brain glass. Let’s try this again. I’ll take a white russian in my ribs. *Bartender whistles and a burly Ruskie comes out from the backroom. Punches me in the ribs* Seriously, you just keep that guy back there for times like this? Fine, fine. I’ll take whatever you want in one of your glasses. Oh that’s cute. You gave me the glass with the spider in it that you trapped five minutes ago. Great. Damn, I hurt! Is there a hospital around here?