Hold your dough in Edgar Allan Poe and you will lose your cash nevermore. That’s a little funny I made up just for this wallet. This Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet is awesome. One side of the wallet has a Raven image; the other has various clips of Poe’s manuscripts and a portrait of the author with raven feathers. It is one seriously dark and foreboding wallet. Sooooo cool.
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Wanna give your girl a special gift guys? Buy her a nice big stone. Gravestone that is. This Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace will bury your fashion six feet under. In a good way. It’s from Poe’s actual grave in Baltimore. You know what the price is? Nevermore! Ha ha ha. It’s never more than the price see… Nevermore!
Stick your Edgar Allan Toes into these Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings. Your legs will be bare nevermore. Although, if I’m reading these macabre hieroglyphics correctly from top to bottom it actually says, “Edgar Raven Skull”. Which is a much cooler name. That’s what I’m gonna call him from now on. I’m also gonna drop this in casual conversation. “Great face. You have an Edgar Raven Skull, my good man!” See, this is why people think I’m weird. Cuz I am.
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Drink up with my main man Edgar. This Edgar Allan Poe Famous Quotes Mug will be a fun and frightful read while you are having your morning coffee. In other words, Poe your coffee in this mug. That’s called wordplay son! You’ve been served! You been Poe-wned! I know what your thinking. Oh Poe he dit int just say that! Poe-lease! I did. I really did just say that. What are you gonna do? Call the Poe-lease? So they can stick me in the Poe-key? What, you think these jokes are hokey? Then why don’t you do the hokey-Poe-key and turn yourself about. Yeah, that’s what it’s all about! Yeah, that just happened! I went all kid’s song on your ass. Don’t be mad. You love me. I know you do cuz you drank that love Poe-tion I cooked up.
Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, then go color with Edgar Allan Poe. Sounds like good advice, which is why I’m gonna sit on the floor and color in this Edgar Allan Poe Adult Coloring Book. There’s only one problem. I ate all of my crayons. Some habits never die. On one hand my stomach is killing me. On the other hand, I now make colorful art with my butt. Yay! Ohhhhh the cramping. I think I have a Pollock coming out. Unless I’m prairie doggin’ a Picasso.