Bigfoot Playing Cards. Deal me in son! BAM! *Smacks cards on the table* Full house, Yetis high! Yeah, well I got a Sasquatch straight, which is better than a Sasquatch flush cuz we all know that Sasquatch don’t flush. And if he does, he just clogs the toilet. Deal ’em again. I may not have a good hand, but I got a “Big foot”. *Cackling laughter followed by the sound of a tooth falling onto the table.* Keep dealing. I’m having so many sightings I’m about to get my own Bigfoot show. Yuck yuck yuck!
You see how fun Bigfoot Playing Cards are? Forget hunting the dude and just enjoy a card game already.
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